You’ve given up everything for me and now it’s turned you against me.

You’ve given up everything for me and now it’s turned you against me.


Thank for being here, Jack.

Thank for being here, Jack.


Quick, give me a kiss.

Quick, give me a kiss.


You never really know people, even those you love.

You never really know people, even those you love.


Sorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! I’m not signing those papers. Tell me this isn’t about me getting into the Phoenix. You… You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! You had me accused of animal cruelty. And I’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for everything.

Sorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! I’m not signing those papers. Tell me this isn’t about me getting into the Phoenix. You… You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! You had me accused of animal cruelty. And I’ll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for everything.


Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?

Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?